T-Rex: Science tells us that English has OVER 350 different words, but sometimes even those aren't enough!
Narrator: HOW TO INVENT NEW WORDS
T-Rex: Luckily, inventing new words is easy. Hey, here's one: "boner".
Dromiceiomimus: That's clearly an existing word, T-Rex.
T-Rex: As a noun, PERHAPS. But now it exists as a verb, too: "I bonered out of here! I bonered out of here like a bat bonering out of boner hell." It's -
T-Rex: It's an adjective now too??
Utahraptor: You don't know your own word?
T-Rex: I just haven't fully considered the implications!
T-Rex: Dude, I'm toying with ENGLISH HERSELF here. I don't want to mess it up, and then everyone says "Oh wow English sucks now, let's all learn Pinghua Chinese instead".
Utahraptor: Hey! What's wrong with Pinghua?
T-Rex: Nothing!! I just already learned English is all!
Utahraptor: Is this... RACISMS??
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Welp, I bonered the boner pret-ty damn boner today
