T-Rex: Did you know there are only seven different stories? It's true! All stories are variations on these narratives.
T-Rex: Anyway whatever, SPOILER ALERT, here they are!
T-Rex: RAGS TO RICHES: someone poor gets some money. Imagine if it was you??
Dromiceiomimus: THE QUEST: someone left a thing somewhere and someone else goes to get the thing. It's like an RPG fetch quest, but instead of doing it, you have to read!
T-Rex: BOY MEETS BOY: two boys meet and maybe they have some shared interests; let's find out
T-Rex: BOY LOSES BOY: the classic mountaineering story wherein someone gets lost.
Utahraptor: AND MAYBE DIES??
Utahraptor: BOY GETS BOY AGAIN: okay, he didn't die after all.
T-Rex: HUMAN VS. HUMAN: these stories are only good if you want to read about humans, a very dicey proposition. Once the public sees that EVERY STORY about humans could be about dinosaurs instead, this market will collapse.
Off panel: Why would anyone want to read about humans? They're like us, but smaller and with more boring bodies.
T-Rex: Oh gross!!
T-Rex: I, uh -
T-Rex: I think I stepped on one back there??
