T-Rex: It's Earth Day!!
God: EARTH DAY WAS SEVERAL DAYS AGO
T-Rex: Oh okay, nevermind!
T-Rex: NEVERMIND
T-Rex: I was GONNA say "maybe recycle a little and stop peeing in the ocean" but since Earth Day is over, no worries! FALSE ALARM.
Dromiceiomimus: Peeing in the ocean isn't actually bad for the planet, dude. Fish do it all the time. Constantly, really. Did you know saltwater fish pee through their gills?
T-Rex: Um, ACTUALLY I was hoping to get through life NOT knowing that?? GOSH.
T-Rex: So it's actually... super cool to pee in the ocean?
Utahraptor: Whales do it, dude!
T-Rex: And whales ARE part of nature.
Utahraptor: Exactly. Plus, the urea in urine is high in nitrogen, which is a fertilizer for lots of oceanic plants! Science says that everyone should pee in the ocean whenever they want!!
Narrator: HAPPY EARTH DAY!! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY PEE IN THE OCEAN
Narrator: BONUS SCIENCE FACT: YOU CAN ALSO PEE IN *SEVERAL* LAKES
