T-Rex: "Sit". "Lie down". "Stay". If you're a person familiar with dogs, you've seen these tricks before. But let's be honest: it can be done better. Here are several objectively superior tricks to teach your pup!
Narrator: BEST TRICKS FOR DOGS
T-Rex: "Open the fridge": tie a rope to your fridge's handle, and encourage the dog to tug. When the door opens, reward the dog. Shorten the rope until the dog opens the fridge by its handle. Congratulations! You have given an animal access to your fridge.
T-Rex: You no longer control its access to food; you have rendered yourself redundant.
T-Rex: "Find treasure": simply teach your dog the distinctive scent of treasure. And ALWAYS negotiate who gets what in advance.
Utahraptor: T-Rex!
T-Rex: "Speak in the voice of a man": this is a fun trick to use on your neighbours, or to distract telemarketers while you make good your escape.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, I -
T-Rex: "Hover": a variation of "sit", performed several feet in the air. Useful when vacuuming or traversing bodies of water.
T-Rex: "Undo": most dogs can undo their last 3 choices, but with training, you can raise this number to at least 10. This trick pairs well with "Find me and warn me".
Off panel: T-Rex!!
T-Rex: Yes?
Off panel: ...Um, there's a lot I don't know about dogs apparently
