T-Rex: Man, there's a lot of laws saying what you can and can't do... ON THE GROUND. But there's no such thing as the TREE police!!
Narrator: LATER: THERE ABSOLUTELY ARE SUCH A THING AS THE TREE POLICE
T-Rex: Maaaaaaan!
T-Rex: There are WAY too many laws governing me right now! TAX laws, import/export laws, decency laws... I just want to go to a place where there's no laws and just be ME, man!
Dromiceiomimus: You could go out to international water and get kidnapped by pirates.
T-Rex: Oh wow, PIRA--
Dromiceiomimus: Aaaand they're not the fun kind you're thinking of.
T-Rex: There's got to be SOME places left on Earth where there's no laws.
Utahraptor: There are, actually!
Utahraptor: There's some unclaimed land in the Antarctic, and there's a couple thousand square kilometers between Egypt and Sudan that nobody wants.
T-Rex: Nobody but ME, that is!! See you later, chumps! I'm off to start a NEW FRIGGIN' COUNTRY.
Narrator: SEVERAL DAYS LATER, T-REX RETURNS:
T-Rex: I missed my friends!
T-Rex: AND civilization and, like, medicine??
T-Rex: ...But honestly, mostly friends??
