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Narrator: T-REX'S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS

T-Rex: To lose weight, ensure your caloric input is LESS than your caloric output for the day.
Dromiceiomimus: Tada!
T-Rex: ANY QUESTIONS??

Utahraptor: What about monounsaturated fats versus polyunsaturated fats? And why is cholesterol still a thing?
T-Rex: Um

Utahraptor: Is "refined sugar" better or worse? Are eggs good again now or what? Is BMI still used and if so: seriously? Which food group sucks the least and which blows the hardest? If I eat only green stuff, is that better than eating only white things?
T-Rex: I-
Utahraptor: WHAT ABOUT RED THINGS??

T-Rex: Utahraptor!
Off panel: Yes?
T-Rex: Ummmm I just want you to know that your last two questions have TRULY BLOWN MY MIND??