T-Rex: I like my women like I like my dogs: pretty cute!

God: PFFT
God: IT CAN BE DONE BETTER
T-Rex: Fine! FINE.

T-Rex: I like my women like I like my dogs: well-trained and obedient? I like my women like I like my dogs: created by blending Scottish and Mexican genetic information??
Dromiceiomimus: I like my men like I like my dogs: super friendly with big runny noses and fun bellies to rub.
T-Rex: OMG, I LIKE MY MEN THAT WAY TOO!!

Utahraptor: I like my women like I like my dogs: found and picked up in a park!
T-Rex: Haha, me too man.

T-Rex: I love picking up women in a park. I mean, I love the IDEA of picking up women in a park. I love the idea of being so assured in myself and in my own attractiveness that I could confidently approach a stranger and have her be interested in me romantically. I hold tight to that dream. It's never happened.

T-Rex: Anyway, I've OBVIOUSLY just revealed too much of my own insecurities so OBVIOUSLY I'm going home now to obsess over what I said and to seriously consider moving to a new town to start life over under an assumed name.
T-Rex: PEACE OUT FOREVER, I SUPPOSE??