T-Rex: Yep this is definitely a fact! Heads up, everyone!

T-Rex: The world will end on May 21st or whatever!!

Dromiceiomimus: What do you mean by that? Will the planet explode or disappear or whatever? That seems pretty unlikely.
God: DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE WILL DIE BECAUSE IF SO DOES THAT INCLUDE LIKE COCKROACHES
Dromiceiomimus: Maybe you mean the sun will explode? Is it JUST our world that ends, or are other planets threatened too?
T-Rex: Geez, WHO KNOWS??

Utahraptor: "Who knows?"! You're supposed to know! You're the guy going arounds saying the world will end!
T-Rex: Man!!

T-Rex: All I meant was due to the thousand natural changes we all go through every day, the world of May 22nd will be a slightly different place than it was on May 21st. Thus, the world of May 21st will be gone forever!
Utahraptor: Apologies in advance, but I'm going to punch you now. The force MAY push you backwards for kilometers.

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T-Rex: Physics does not work this waaaaay

May 17th, 2011: I made a new shirt!

It MAY be the last shirt you ever need, on account of how it is awesome. "It attracts the ladies when I walk into a room", I hear you saying, "which is awesome, but what ELSE does it do?" Oh I don't know it's just a shirt you need to lower your expectations and remember that you can only ask for so much from a single garmen- JUST KIDDING THE TEXT GLOWS IN THE DARK

One year ago today: i've got 2words4u: what now

– Ryan