T-Rex: Oh my gosh I just found out about a political form that beats democracies AND pornocracies combined! It's the best. THE BEST.
T-Rex: You guys! Let's ALL move to a -

God: A PUPPET STATE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS T-REX

T-Rex: Well crap
Narrator: THE END

T-Rex: Utahraptor, do you - do you ever get sad?
Utahraptor: I do! Do you, T-Rex?

T-Rex: Yeah, whenever I imagine a world so much better than ours, yet so clearly impossible! Reality doesn't measure up.
Utahraptor: Well, we invented planes, we can chat up Australians from almost anywhere, AND we've chilled out on the moon. Maybe your impossible world won't be impossible someday!

T-Rex: Yeah, but how far away are the things I want? 10 years? 50?? How long can I expect to live?
T-Rex: Listen, if sentient puppet kings and portals that work everywhere and not JUST on special walls are on the coming-soon list, I may be willing to cut out SOME red meat!

April 29th, 2011: Here is a comic I wrote; I hope you like it!

I never announced these here because they kept going out of stock as soon as we got them in, but now we've got them ready for you! Cats and kittens, may I present: DINOSAUR COMICS WHITEBOARDS.

I've wanted to make these for years and years, but it took a really long time to find someone who could make them awesome enough. I'm glad we waited because these ones are EXTREMELY AWESOME. Instead of one comic a day at qwantz.com, with this whiteboard you get INFINITE COMICS wherever you want (that you write yourself)!

This is me: SUPER EXCITED

UPDATE AN HOUR LATER: holy crap you guys bought them all! We're getting more in stock, you can still order and we'll ship them as soon as they come in - thanks everyone! You Are Awesome!

One year ago today: dude, my nostalgia's so deep that mine canaries are dying of old age before they reach the bottom of it

– Ryan