T-Rex: I checked it and it's true! Being sad is NO LONGER IN STYLE.

T-Rex: From now on, all the WAY COOL people are happy!

T-Rex: See what I'm doing, Dromiceiomimus? I'm making it so that sad people within the sound of my voice will now try really hard to be happy, so that they can be super ultra cool!
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not sure if there exists someone who's SO SAD but also SO CONCERNED WITH BEING COOL. At least, not within the sound of your voice.
T-Rex: ...Why take the risk?

Utahraptor: Peer pressuring your way through mental problems?
T-Rex: Exactly!

T-Rex: Maybe you've been sad for a while, but you've probably never tried a COMPLETE STRANGER telling you you'd be way cool if you weren't so sad anymore.
Utahraptor: Well, I'm certain complete strangers will appreciate your meddling in their mental health and wellness.
T-Rex: Excellent!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX GETS SAD, HIS WORLD APPEARING GREY AND LIFELESS:
T-Rex: Hah! Oh, EMOTIONS.
T-Rex: Screw you guys

April 25th, 2011: So last week I mentioned the Machine of Death Talent Show, and this week I get to tell you that it is TOTALLY GOING DOWN THIS APRIL 26th, ie: TUESDAY. TOMORROW. If you can't make it to the Hollywood show (The Fake Gallery, 4319 Melrose Ave, Hollywood) then we'll also be livestreaming it!

David's got more on it here, which includes highlights such as LIVE RAPS, an improv set, a reading from the book by Jesse "The Sound Of Young America" Thorn, and of course, the talented people who answered our call. You should come or if you're not in LA, watch it online tomorrow night! But if you're in LA I expect that you'll be there tomorrow night. There are expectations in life and this is one of them. The show is free and there's snacks and cake; I don't know what you're waiting for except the passage of time to get us to 8 pm tomorrow night! If it weren't for time it would be happening RIGHT NOW.

Here's the two links about the show; let's do this!

One year ago today: i said to joey comeau, "what is the best date?" and he said "boobs." joey comeau, ladies and gentlemen. he lives in my roof.

– Ryan