God: SO HEY T-REX YOU'VE INVENTED TWO LANGUAGES IN AS MANY DAYS
T-Rex: I know! Sometimes I worry my brilliance is a curse!
T-Rex: But then I remember that actually no, it's super great!
God: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON GETTING SPEAKERS OF THESE LANGUAGES THOUGH
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, will you learn my new languages? One makes you say the same sentence in different ways and the other's where you always have to talk about feelings.
Dromiceiomimus: I'll stick with Dinosaurese, thanks!
T-Rex: That's not a real thing
T-Rex: Utahraptor, you'll speak my languages, right?
Utahraptor: Man, they're all variants on English!
T-Rex: No, they're ORIGINAL languages copyright ME that are merely INSPIRED by Englis-
Utahraptor: Look, I'll give you an analogy. You know how you want an awesome Batman action figure?
T-Rex: Obviously!
Utahraptor: Right!
Off panel: But when you go to the store, all they have are Fishin' Ahoy Batman and Folly of Space Batman and you end up going home SAD and empty-handed again. THESE VARIANTS ARE YOUR NEW LANGUAGES.
T-Rex: NEVER
T-Rex: - has an analogy been so accurate and personally damaging
