T-Rex: From now on, whenever I see someone checking their cell phone, I'll assume they're receiving instructions from the sinister shadow forces that control the world.
Narrator: SHORTLY:
T-Rex: Holy craps!
T-Rex: It's insane! I've only been doing this for a hour, but when I'm talking to someone and their phone goes off, and it's like - did they say something wrong? Did they just reveal something to me they shouldn't have? Then they put their phone away and make some innocuous excuse, "Oh, my friends are going to be late" or something, which only FURTHERS my suspicions!
Utahraptor: Or, even worse, they say "Excuse me, I've got to take this" and leave the room!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: I've entered a nightmare world from which there's no escape, Utahraptor. Everywhere people are receiving instructions! Some even use bluetooth headsets so they can stay in constant contact while ALSO looking like dicks!
Utahraptor: You can't realign your perceptions back?
T-Rex: Um, that would kinda be ignoring the CONSPIRACY?
Narrator: LATER, T-REX DOES THE SAME TRICK WITH PEOPLE USING COMPUTERS THAT HE DID WITH PEOPLE USING CELL PHONES:
T-Rex: noooooo
