Narrator: YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT FRIEND
Narrator: maybe we should be kissing

Narrator: a web card

T-Rex: Hey! Okay, this is maybe awkward but the sender of this card thinks you are a REALLY great friend, and he or she likes you very much, and here's the thing, maybe you should be kissing each other.
T-Rex: I'm just throwing that out there. Maybe it's time to gently press some lips together.

Utahraptor: Maybe it's time to not ruin the friendship!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR!

T-Rex: THAT is an opinion for another card, perhaps one labelled "So Um, I'm Assuming You Want To Keep This Friendship Platonic?".
Utahraptor: Can we make that card?
T-Rex: NO.
T-Rex: Actually, yes, but on the inside it has to say "SERIOUSLY??"

T-Rex: Anyway! Dear card recipient, I have a message for you! It reads: "It's time for us to smooch up a storm, and OH CRAP, we're right in the middle of HURRICANE ALLEY."
T-Rex: "...Assuming you're down with smooching me, I mean."
T-Rex: "Let me know, you've got my email address"