T-Rex: I'm not afraid to admit it: I've nurtured some talents and have become particularly good at certain things.
T-Rex: For example: stomping on things!
T-Rex: I am really good at stomping on things. Years of practice have enabled me to put my foot above an object, shift my weight to the foot with force, and thus compress whatever is beneath my foot. And should I see someone struggling with stomping, something SO HARD for them and yet so easy for me, I would gladly help them out!
Utahraptor: Assuming they want the help, of course.
T-Rex: Of course!
T-Rex: And you agree that this is the right thing for me to do, assuming nobody is being hurt through the stomping.
Utahraptor: Absolutely.
T-Rex: ...
Utahraptor: But I'm STILL not cleaning raccoon poop off your porch, T-Rex!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR we just LOGICALLY PROVED that if raccoon poop makes me puke and you can handle it fine, then you should be the one cleaning it!!
T-Rex: Please, Utahraptor, I-
T-Rex: I can't handle the fact that my neighbours are poopy raccoons
