T-Rex: Yesterday I saw one of those mugs with a super cute drawing of a bear on it with the text "Good friends make life BEARABLE." Adorable!

T-Rex: Only I didn't immediately notice the bear!

T-Rex: And the "BEAR" part of "BEARable" wasn't capitalized. So my impression was simply of a mug with black text stating "Good friends make life bearable". It was this amazing mug of depression, a mug that broadcast to all who can read that life is pain, nothing but pain, that life will kill you and that only good friends can make it even briefly sustainable.

Utahraptor: Let's sell them!
T-Rex: I know, right?

T-Rex: People are done with mugs that say cute things like "I Hate Mondays" or "World's Best Dad". We want realist mugs! Mugs that say things like "Maybe Mondays Aren't The Problem; Maybe I'm The Problem."
Utahraptor: "I've Realized: Other Dads Are Almost Certainly Better."

Off panel: Oh man! Can you imagine a secretary drinking coffee out of an "Is This All There Is?" mug?
T-Rex: I can!!
〚T-Rex imagines a dialog〛
Imaginary Batman: You can be my new roommate, Spider-man. I GUESS.
Imaginary Spider-Man: woooo!
T-Rex: ...LATER.