T-Rex: My life - ALL LIVES, in fact - would be measurably improved if I had a sweet accent! FACT.

T-Rex: And it totally doesn't count to say I already have an accent!

T-Rex: We're being relative here; it has to be different from everyone else around me. Wouldn't it be great if I sounded like Dame Judi Dench, Dromiceiomimus? I mean, a male version? Ooh, or like Cary Grant! I could sound like the platonic form of charming, suave, unreliable and debonair MANHOOD.
Dromiceiomimus: Have you tried faking it?
T-Rex: Oh for sure, but all my accents sound like bad Irish fakes!

T-Rex: It's confusing and disappointing.
Utahraptor: So you want to sound like Cary Grant, eh?

Utahraptor: Why not hire voice and accent coaches, like actors do? I don't see why the same "here's how to talk like someone you're not" lessons wouldn't apply just as well to you.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, that's brilliant! Oh my gosh. My lifelong dream can finally now be realized!

Narrator: A FEW MONTHS LATER:
T-Rex: Why, hello there, Utahraptor! Wouldn't you agree I sound like a young Cary Grant?
Off panel: I would!
T-Rex: Well, sure! It would be harder to hear my accent, however, if our conversation were relayed in text-based medium.