T-Rex: So folks say that Shakespeare was a pretty good writer, right? Everyone's all, "He's an A+ number one writer dude"?

T-Rex: Right!

T-Rex: But I think a big part of this is that we're only familiar with his greatest works! If he'd lived TODAY, he might still have written Hamlet, but he also would have written tons of awful stuff: terrible blog posts, terrible comments on other people's terrible blog posts, and so on. I think with all that crap, his reputation would be far less pristine!

Utahraptor: Actually Shakespeare did write some pretty terrible stuff, T-Rex!
T-Rex: What?

Utahraptor: Yeah, but the good stuff is so good that we overlook the bad! Dude wrote some bad sonnets, and no less than T. S. Eliot referred to his rarely-performed "Titus Andronicus" as "the worst play ever written".
T-Rex: Hah! That sounds like a challenge to me!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: In retrospect, writing a play "worse than Shakespeare" was not much of a challenge at all! Perhaps I could have spent my time better than on composing "The Smelly Dog That Pooed: The Action Play"
T-Rex: "With Real Poops".