Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS ASKS: HOW IS TODAY SPECIAL FOR YOU?
T-Rex: Today is special because today is the day I show everyone how manly I am. Today is the day I punch out the friggin' sun!!
God: TODAY IS SPECIAL BECAUSE NO WAY COULD T-REX EVER PUNCH OUT THE SUN
T-Rex: Aw nuts!
Dromiceiomimus: Today is special because today I'm going to be a lady with poise and grace, who excels at her job and does all that she can to make the world a better place!
T-Rex: Not bad!
Dromiceiomimus: I know, right?
Utahraptor: Today is special because we're all healthy and happy!
T-Rex: Um, hello, BORING
Devil: TODAY IS SPECIAL BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY I ACHIEVE 10 BILLION POINTS IN THE ARCADE VERSION OF "NIBBLER" WHICH YOU WILL NOTE IS A FULL ORDER OF MAGNITUDE HIGHER THAN WHAT HAS BEEN ACHIEVED BEFORE
Devil: IT WILL BE
Devil: I ASSURE YOU
Devil: A TRULY STAGGERING ACHIEVEMENT
Off panel: TODAY IS EXTREMELY SPECIAL, T-REX. TODAY IS THE DAY WE REDEFINE THE UNCANNY VALLEY SO THAT IT CAN ALSO BE APPLIED TO SEX!
T-Rex: I'm - I'm not sure I understand?
Off panel: T-REX
Off panel: YOU WILL