T-Rex: I was doing a search on my name and discovered that there's ANOTHER guy called "T-Rex" out there!
T-Rex: And he's a VEGAN!
T-Rex: HILARIOUS.
Utahraptor: Vegans are hilarious now?
T-Rex: Oh man, are they?
Utahraptor: No no, I meant, "This is hilarious because he's vegan?"
T-Rex: Ah, no, it's hilarious because he's the opposite of me! He's a vegan while I'm adding meat to my milkshakes. When I'm high fiving people left and right, he's sitting around just leaving 'em hanging!
T-Rex: When I'm taking a beautiful woman to dinner, he's helping a homely man throw up! When I'm writing a beautiful narrative, he's writing Koopa Troopa fan fiction.
Off panel: Sounds like he's having the more interesting evening.
T-Rex: I know, right?
T-Rex: I'm not sure how that happened
