T-Rex: We'd all be a heck of a lot more productive if work was as entertaining as - you know, entertainment! In particular, I'D be a lot better off if learning accounting was as relentlessly entertaining as learning, I don't know...
T-Rex: ...about the sexual histories of my friends and acquaintances, PERHAPS??
T-Rex: Heck, if being a responsible and productive member of the community was as entertaining as turning on the TV and seeing Batman punch someone in the junk, I'd be all over that!
Dromiceiomimus: Over what? Batman punching or being a good member of society?
T-Rex: Both at the same time, Dromiceiomimus!!
Utahraptor: I suppose you're proposing we somehow make "work" more entertaining?
T-Rex: Actually, no!
T-Rex: Such an approach is doomed to failure from its very start. Don't you think generations of parents have tried this? Despite their best efforts, cleaning a room is never as fun as making it messy again. And when we grow up, digging a ditch is not as fun as - I don't know, the opposite of digging a ditch.
T-Rex: Digging a ditch is never as fun as piling things into a small ridge by the side of the road.
Narrator: THE END