T-Rex: I have discovered several advantages to having amnesia!
T-Rex: For instance: being able to forget things and having nobody blame you!
Narrator: SHORTLY:
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, did you remember my birthday today?
T-Rex: Sorry, I forgot!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh well! You have amnesia, so I guess that's OK.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, did you remember to do your taxes this year?
T-Rex: Nope! Amnesia!
Utahraptor: That's funny, because taxes were due months ago, long before you contracted amnesia.
T-Rex: That's OK; I never do them anyway!