Narrator: TIPS FOR JOB HUNTERS
T-Rex: Attention, people who are hunting jobs! You are known as "job hunters" and guess what? I have some tips for you, my friends!

T-Rex: Tip number one is to have a good email address!

T-Rex: If I were an employer and I had two equally qualified candidates, but one resume came from colin@businesssuccessislifesuccess.com and the other resume came from colin@chumpstakingdumps.com, I know which one I'd want to hire!
Dromiceiomimus: Is it colin@chumpstakingdumps.com?
T-Rex: It is without hesitation!

T-Rex: That business success jerk has the most obnoxious email address ever.
Utahraptor: And the other guy doesn't?

T-Rex: No man! The other guy surveyed the field of resume email addresses and said, "You know what? It can be done better." I'm fascinated by him! Who is this Colin? And furthermore, what of his Chumps, who it seems are presently Taking Dumps?? I don't know, but I want to offer him a job to find out!

Narrator: T-REX PUTS UP A FAKE JOB LISTING TO SEE WHAT EMAIL ADDRESSES HE GETS. THE BEST IS FROM COLIN@BONERSAPOPPIN.NET
T-Rex: Hah hah! Awesome!
T-Rex: ...It's not the guy I made up, though.