Narrator: "HORSES VS. TRAINS"
T-Rex: Ah, the age-old debate! Horses are okay.
T-Rex: If you don't have any trains around, that is!!
T-Rex: Horses eat grass. Trains are huge multi-ton machines that GET THINGS DONE. And then when you think trains are as great as it gets, you discover maglev trains! These are literal HOVERTRAINS that wrote in their diaries, "Screw it, diary! I'm just gonna go as fast as I can from now on!!" and then they go 581 km/h like it's no big deal. NICE.
T-Rex: Horses eat grass, and SOMETIMES, hop over buckets.
Utahraptor: I guess the old stereotype of boys liking trains is true!
T-Rex: Come on, that's dumb!
T-Rex: I like trains because they're big complicated machines that NOT ONLY get folks places quickly, but also, threaten maidens tied to the tracks by mustachio-twirling villains. If horses could do that I would like horses too.
Utahraptor: I'm pretty sure horses CAN do that.
T-Rex: WELL THEN. I GUESS I'M A FAN OF HORSES.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: EXCUSE ME LIBRARIAN DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS ON HORSES
Off panel: Yes sir! We have many books on many topics, here at your local library!
T-Rex: THANK YOU
T-Rex: PRETTY SURE ONE WILL SUFFICE
