T-Rex: I really don't understand racism. I get it at a "hey, here's what it is" level, but I don't understand how someone can really BE racist. Don't they feel kind of... ridiculous?

T-Rex: Anyway! With this in mind, I am going to become totally racist!!

T-Rex: But in order to keep my friends and Status in Society, I am going to be fake racist. I'm going to be racist against folks who - who say "y'all".
Dromiceiomimus: That's still an identifiable group of society, T-Rex!
T-Rex: TRUE. Plus I too say "y'all" when the situation demands it of me. Okay, I'm racist against people who... wear running shoes to the opera?

Utahraptor: Wow, you hate people who appreciate culture but who can't afford expensive artifacts?
T-Rex: FINE. NO I DON'T.

T-Rex: Look, the whole point was to experience prejudice from the inside. I just need a safe racism!
Utahraptor: You need something random. How about folks who have red hair?
T-Rex: That's genetic! Utahraptor! That's the worst fake racism yet!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Okay. Everyone, pick a number between one and ten!
Off panel: If I pick nine, you'd better not be racist against me!
T-Rex: HEY. HEY.
T-Rex: NO PROMISES