T-Rex: Man, I don't need that acting job anyway! I can get by on my good looks and charm ANYWAY, and "essay writing tips" are easy.

T-Rex: Easy!

T-Rex: For example, here's a tip! Maybe you could try understanding the topic at hand and expressing your views on it in a clear yet persuasive manner?
Dromiceiomimus: When I was in high school, I'd increase the font size on all my periods from 12 points to 14 points, thereby extending my paper in a way that was very difficult to detect!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! I am shocked!!

Utahraptor: Man, I just added "very" in front of my adjectives!
T-Rex: What? For reals?

Utahraptor: Of course! It was a great way to extend the length of my essay, AND it made my points more emphatic. "Trees are tall and pretty" became "Trees are very tall and very very pretty. Verily!"
T-Rex: What, you were The Mighty Thor?
Utahraptor: Only in essays, my friend! Only in essays.

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hello, radio call in show? Did you know Utahraptor abused the word "very" in all his essays?
Off panel: I've told you: this isn't an advice show! It's a show about RVs.
T-Rex: Okay but did you not hear the rest of my question though?