T-Rex: You know the trope in cartoons where there's a "help wanted" sign, and the unemployed hero will go into the store and take the sign down, because he's SO SURE he'll get the job?
T-Rex: But then the boss hates him so much that he LITERALLY kicks him out and then slaps the sign back up?
T-Rex: I wish that happened more in real life.
T-Rex: *sigh*
Narrator: A FEW MONTHS LATER:
Utahraptor: T-Rex! There's a store downtown with a help wanted sign up!
T-Rex: So?
Utahraptor: Don't you remember how you wanted to see that cartoon thing in real life? Now's your chance!
T-Rex: Yes! You're right, this IS my chance! I forgot about it until now!
T-Rex: Oh man oh man!
Narrator: THAT EVENING:
T-Rex: Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
Off panel: How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: MOM
T-Rex: It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.
