Off panel: 〚green cursive font, sings〛 Hello! my baby Hello! my honey Hello! my ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby, my heart's on fire!
Narrator: T-REX IN: ONE FROGGY EVENING
〚T-Rex imagines himself theatrically promoting the singing frog as in the cartoon. Dollar signs are around his head〛
Utahraptor: So you were dating the singing frog from Warner Brothers?
T-Rex: What? No! It's an allegory!
Utahraptor: I don't get it. She's the singing frog and you tried to make money off her performances, but she never sang showtunes when you wanted her to? Is that the story?
T-Rex: I was telling you about a woman I dated! She was fun alone but clammed up in public. The frog was an allegory! A Chuck Jones allegory!
God: WHY WERE THERE DOLLAR SIGNS AROUND YOUR HEAD IN THE ALLEGORY THEN
T-Rex: They represented my selfish excitement to show her off in front of my friends!
God: HEY CHECK IT OUT
God: ME AND THE OTHER GODS ALL DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU NEVER USED AN ALLEGORY AGAIN
