Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS today's technique: AUTHOR INSERTION
T-Rex: This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark "Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap is excellent!"

T-Rex: ("Forsooth" is how people spoke in olden times!)

T-Rex: Anyway, author - um...
T-Rex: ...insertion...
T-Rex: 〚small〛 *cough*

T-Rex: Aw man! I totally clammed up in front of Dromiceiomimus!
Utahraptor: On account of your many feelings?

T-Rex: NO, not on account of my many FEELINGS. I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much on that that I'm acting weird around her.
Utahraptor: Give it time!
T-Rex: Um, I would prefer it if everything was comfortable now?

Narrator: TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: I've got girl troubles, Shakespeare!
Off panel: For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings / That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
T-Rex: Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of actually talking to me.