T-Rex: There's a sucker born every minute.
T-Rex: P.T. Barnum said it!
T-Rex: So that's 60 suckers an hour, 1440 suckers a day, and 525,600 suckers every non-leap calendar year.
Dromiceiomimus: And in a more accurate solar year of approximately 365 days, 5 hours, and 48 minutes, that works out to 525,948 suckers/year!
Utahraptor: Lot of suckers.
T-Rex: LOT of suckers!
T-Rex: But surprisingly: actually a LOW amount of suckers! There's about 15,000 babies born every hour, and by "born" I mean "hatched", of course -
Utahraptor: Of course.
T-Rex: - and THAT works out to 250 babies per minute. So just 0.4% of ALL babies are suckers: less than 1%!
God: T-REX THERE'S ACTUALLY NO EVIDENCE P.T. BARNUM EVER SAID THAT SO PERHAPS THIS MAKES YOU THE SUCKER
T-Rex: Yeah, that makes sense.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: ...I was assigned sucker at birth
