T-Rex: I'm going to ensure my legacy - and I'm going to do it by doing something NOBODY HAS EVER DONE BEFORE!

T-Rex: In ALL OF RECORDED HISTORY, baby!

Dromiceiomimus: No problem, bud. You know what nobody's done before in all of recorded history? Had this exact conversation on this exact date.
T-Rex: No! NO DATE SHENANIGANS. I want to do something utterly original!

Utahraptor: Easy - just write down a paragraph of words, and odds are it'll be completely unique.
T-Rex: Not that either!

T-Rex: It has to be - I don't know, PHYSICAL! I want to PHYSICALLY do something that's never been achieved before.
Utahraptor: Ah, I understand. Then just dig a hole and touch a rock that's never been moved by non-geologic forces before!

T-Rex: ...Actually, that one IS pretty cool!
Off panel: Right? What's neater than handling something that's been yearning for the touch of meat for millions of years??
T-Rex: Huh! You made it weird, and I take it back!