T-Rex: Is there any conceivable better form of music than out-of-genre cover songs? The answer is no! The FULL answer is "No, there is nothing better! I love them all SO MUCH! I can never take this back."
Narrator: T-REX LOVES OUT-OF-GENRE COVER SONGS
Narrator: they're great
T-Rex: They're great because say you love a particular hip hop song, but wouldn't you love it EVEN MORE if it was an opera? Yes, you would! Also, wouldn't you love arias ten times better as gangsta rap songs? Here again, the answer is yes. I don't know why all music is apparently produced originally in the wrong genre as the one nature intended, but I accept it, and thank those artists bold enough to see beyond the limits of generic form!
Utahraptor: Isn't it just the novelty of it that appeals to you though?
T-Rex: That's part of it, true!
T-Rex: I like the feeling of looking in on an alternate universe: that sense of familiarity, altered but recognizable. But even without it, some are just really great songs that stand on their own!
Utahraptor: Let's listen to one! Give me your absolute favourite.
Narrator: SOON:
Off panel: This is the theme song to Cheers, played on steel drums and - what is that, a theremin?
T-Rex: It's the song I hear in my head whenever I close my eyes!
