T-Rex: I have finally come up with a way to become immortal! It's perfect, because I don't even have to do anything except DIE, and I was already probably going to do that anyway!
T-Rex: Yes, all I have to do is be reincarnated. Indefinitely!
T-Rex: Isn't that great, Dromiceiomimus? We can have this conversation as many times as we want! I can stomp on things forever!
Dromiceiomimus: Well - what form of reincarnation are you talking about here? A lot of people believe that if you're bad in this life, you might come back as a lower animal the next time, like a sucky dog or a poo bug.
T-Rex: AW MAN! Sucky dogs? POO bugs??
T-Rex: Poo bugs are SCIENTIFICALLY the lamest sorts of bugs!
Utahraptor: And you're still stomping!
T-Rex: Well, I can't stop now! Besides, if I DO come back as a poo bug, then there's not much damage I can do, right? Maybe I'll get stomped on by some other dude pretty quickly and it'll be SO TRAGIC that next time I'll get to be an awesome T-Rex again.
Utahraptor: I don't think that's how karma works.
Narrator: THREE LIFETIMES LATER:
T-Rex: Success!!
