Narrator: THERE IS TOTALLY A PARTY AT THIS HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD TONIGHT
T-Rex: Hooray!!
T-Rex: Oh man, do I ever love parties! And parties held at this particular house are always the BEST EVER. Dromiceiomimus: They're "house parties" where anyone can show up! T-Rex: I know! It makes me feel like a member of a community, plus, I can meet new and attractive lady dinosaurs!
Utahraptor: So are we going? T-Rex: Man, we're going!
T-Rex: My friend, tonight not only do we get to party, but we get to party while eating free delicious snacks! Utahraptor: Well take me off the shelf and put me in a plastic bag, because I'm sold! T-Rex: Okay!
T-Rex: Wait, what?
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
This comic is from August 12th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?