T-Rex: "Mary was a young girl, 15 years old, and desperately in love with her next door neighbour, Tom."
T-Rex: "It was three years before the Great War!"
T-Rex: "Tom sat on his porch in the cooling night. 'How do you do?' said Mary, curtseying slightly. 'Hullo Mary,' said Tom, 'How are your folks.' He raised his voice so slightly that it was not quite a question, but Mary didn't notice. She was wearing her prettiest dress, the one with the blue floral print that her mother had sewn for her on her birthday. Mary smiled."
Utahraptor: What are you doing, T-Rex?
T-Rex: I'm writing a story!
T-Rex: It's a heartwarming story about two children growing up in a simpler time, a time when gender roles were clear and children played hopscotch on their way home from school!
Utahraptor: Wow, that's pr-
T-Rex: Hah hah, just kidding!
T-Rex: Oh man, did I get you? Did I get you?
Off panel: I - I guess?
T-Rex: What if I said I'm not really kidding?
