Narrator: INTERNET DIARY COMICS!
T-Rex: Hey, I have a great idea! I'll get a webpage, and then I'll put up all sorts of personal stuff about myself and my friends on it!

T-Rex: Then when it blows up in my face, I'll -
T-Rex: Um!

T-Rex: Anyway, to the internet!

Narrator: OPTIMISM COMICS!
Utahraptor: Hello T-Rex! How are you today?
T-Rex: Hello my friend! I'm fine!

Utahraptor: Great! Listen, T-Rex, we've known each other for a long time, right?
T-Rex: Right!
Utahraptor: Right! Well, there's something I've been meaning to tell you - something I should have said when we first met...

T-Rex: Sweet!