T-Rex: I have the best power move ever.
T-Rex: ...Okay, enough suspense here it is!

T-Rex: First, get a friend!

T-Rex: Then, go out for dinner with said friend. THEN, when the meal is over and the waitstaff asks "together or separate?" smile kindly at your pal and say "together."
Dromiceiomimus: Nice!
T-Rex: And then, when that bill comes, you catch your friend's eye and slide that one giant bill across the table to them so THEY have to pay it!
Dromiceiomimus: OH DANG

Utahraptor: Hah hah hah, what a jerk move!
T-Rex: Right? I'm so pleased with it!

T-Rex: The raw power alone!! Only the most confident of jerks could EVER pull it off!
Utahraptor: And what is a power move but a way to show the world you are a confident jerk??
T-Rex: EXACTLY!

Narrator: LATER, UTAHRAPTOR DOES T-REX'S POWER MOVE ON HIM:
T-Rex: Awww! You were listening!!
T-Rex: It's just - I talk about so many things EVERY DAY, it's hard to know if any of them really land!