Narrator: MID-AFTERNOON: T-Rex: Whew! What a fantastic nap!
T-Rex: It seems I just had a snooze... and didn't lose!
T-Rex: Ho ho! Did you hear that, Dromiceiomimus? I had a snooze... and didn't lose! Dromiceiomimus: Yes! Very clever, T-Rex. T-Rex: Because normally people say "You snooze, you lose", but in my case I didn't lose anything!
Utahraptor: But T-Rex, no matter what you do, you lose! Economics teaches us that there is an opportunity cost for every action.
Utahraptor: And so by "snoozing", you are "losing" out on the chance to do anything you could have done - cure cancer, perhaps! T-Rex: That's stupid, and since when did we start personifying social sciences?
T-Rex: My friend, I am simply asking the questions that need to be asked!
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
This comic is from October 25th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?