Narrator: COMPRESSED RELATIONSHIP COMICS
T-Rex: Oh oh...
T-Rex: Sounds like another emotional roller coaster...
T-Rex: And here we go!
T-Rex: I have much to offer a potential mate! I am big and strong and oh so sexy!
T-Rex: If only I could find someone, preferably in my own neighbourhood, to be my companion and also to have sex with!
Utahraptor: Hello!
T-Rex: Why, hello!
T-Rex: I notice you are attractive!
Utahraptor: You as well!
T-Rex: Care to put our emotional stability on the line in exchange for a chance at happiness?
Utahraptor: OK!
T-Rex: So...
Utahraptor: So...
Utahraptor: I'm leaving you!
T-Rex: *sob*
T-Rex: Alone again.
