Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS today's film: T-Rex: I'm Bill S. Preston!
Narrator: BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE T-Rex: Esquire!
Narrator: GREECE, 405 BC T-Rex: Thanks to Rufus' excellent time-travelling telephone booth, we can travel to any time period! Thus, Ted and I are gathering some ancient history dudes so that we don't fail on our MOST BOGUS history report! T-Rex: Whoah - historical BABES!
Narrator: FRANCE, 1802 Utahraptor: We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Bill!
Narrator: THE OLD WEST Utahraptor: Party on, Bill! T-Rex: Party on, Ted! T-Rex and Utahraptor: WYLD STALLYNS!
T-Rex: Be excellent to each other!
What are the haps my friends
aw geez, aw geez
This comic is from September 7th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
