T-Rex: I don't like guns, and I especially don't like the idea of giving toy guns to kids! And yet...

T-Rex: ...I TRULY LOVE WATERGUNS??

T-Rex: What is this contradiction, Dromiceiomimus? I would never NORMALLY give a child a toy that looks like a gun, but if it shoots water I'm like "Oh yes, yes please, I'll take four so that I might fire water with both hands while having water fired at ME by someone, also with both hands."

Utahraptor: Some waterguns look more like space blasters, right?
T-Rex: Sure, but those are energy guns!

T-Rex: I guess what you have to accept is that there's only so many ways to design a "pull a trigger to get someone splashy" machine, and it's unfortunate that they overlap so much with real-life "pull a trigger to get someone dead" machines.
Utahraptor: Man. I GUESS.

Narrator: LATER, T-REX DESIGNS A WATERGUN WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE A GUY AND YOU SQUEEZE HIS BELLY AND HE PROJECTILE VOMITS UP WATER:
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!!
T-Rex: AMAZING