Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our first letter comes from Russia! Wow, "Russia". That's a crazy name.

T-Rex: Russia asks what its capital is!

T-Rex: This is an easy one. Russia's capital is - wait, is it Moscow or Saint Petersburg?
Dromiceiomimus: It depends on what time period you're in, I think?
T-Rex: Aha! A trick question! TO THE INTERNET!

Utahraptor: Is the internet this way??
T-Rex: My computer is!

Utahraptor: Wait, you're going home to check? Dude, my place is closer, and I've got faster internet there anyway.
T-Rex: ONLY PART OF THAT IS CORRECT. My internet's faster, yo.
Utahraptor: Are you coming or not??
T-Rex: Okay okay fine!!

Narrator: BUT SOON, DISASTER!
T-Rex: Whoah whoah whoah, hold up!
T-Rex: I sprained my ankie