God: T-REX DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A SECRET
T-Rex: A secret from GOD HIMSELF? Heck yeah I want to hear that!

T-Rex: Um!
T-Rex: ...Sorry for saying "heck"?

God: THAT'S OKAY IT'S A PRETTY FUN WORD TO SAY
God: LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT'S OBJECTIVELY MORE FUN TO SAY "HECK YEAH" THAN IT IS TO SAY "GOLLY, YES PLEASE"
God: AND SINCE I CREATED THE UNIVERSE WITH THESE PROPERTIES I HAVE NOBODY TO BLAME BUT MYSELF

T-Rex: Wait - you're taking responsibility for all the bad things??
God: PRIME MOVER HERE DUDE

T-Rex: Huh! Usually people ask "why does God let bad things happen" but this is the first time I've heard the answer of "oh well, my bad".
God: LISTEN IF YOU WANT I CAN REBOOT THE UNIVERSE AND FIX THINGS

God: BUT WHENEVER I FLOAT THIS IDEA ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE SAYS "OH NO OH NO ON SECOND THOUGHT WE DON'T ACTUALLY WANT ANY CHANGES LOL"
God: AND IT'S LIKE
God: FINE
God: YOU DO YOU