Image description: The comic is close to the standard template, but it replaces the dinosaurs with other animals: a cat, a bird, and a giant mouse. The stuff that T-Rex usually stomps on is also replaced by mice.
Cat: Tired of BABY BOOKS where all you read are words? Looking for something a LITTLE more advanced than books where there's only one single picture, and it's already on the cover? May I be so bold as to suggest...
Cat: COMICS??
Bird: But I've heard rumours that consuming words AND pictures at the same time is far too challenging for all but the greatest professional readers at the peak of their careers!
Cat: Incredibly, while comics DO pair the finest literary imagery with the finest LITERAL imagery in a blend of prose and pictures so perfect that even the most dour sommeliers weep tears of joy when first exposed to the transcendent brilliance of the medium, comics are also very accessible!
Giant Mouse: But what if I like novels where you just read WORD after WORD after WORD for hundreds of pages straight?
Cat: Sure!
Cat: But imagine that fun, but with IMAGES woven into its DNA. Imagine work by an author who knows a picture is worth a thousand words, but who doesn't then turn around and WRITE THOSE THOUSAND WORDS INSTEAD. Imagine books finally reaching their final, peak form. Imagine COMICS.
Giant Mouse: I am, and it's - It's SO beautiful.
Banner: COMICS: THE BEST WRITTEN MEDIUM EVER
Off panel: Also, sometimes they have punchlines at the end!
Giant Mouse: But not always?
Off panel: Hah hah hah!!
Off panel: NOPE.
