T-Rex: Attention, friends! I have changed my name to... "THE DOG"!

T-Rex: Perhaps you've seen the signs about town telling you to beware of me??

T-Rex: It's the best name ever, Dromiceiomimus! Now everyone will be all, "Oh man, I've heard of that guy! He must be pretty bad news."
Dromiceiomimus: Okay! My new name is "No Shirt No Shoes No", and everywhere I go, there's companies with a special service just for me!
T-Rex: Man! That IS an extremely practical name.

Utahraptor: My new name is "STOP". Perhaps you've seen my tags at intersections? I get up.
T-Rex: I HAVE!

T-Rex: Incidentally, MY new name is "One Way", and perhaps YOU'VE seen the arrows pointing to where I currently am?
Utahraptor: They're not very accurate.
T-Rex: That's because One Way only moves one way: UNPREDICTABLY.

Narrator: LATER: NEW DRIVER'S LICENSES ARRIVE IN THE MAIL
T-Rex: "Mr. Shoplifters"? That's what I landed on??
T-Rex: Man in the future I ain't gonna get nothing but prosecuted