Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE:
T-Rex: Hello everybody! I'm T-Rex and I'm here to endorse whatever product or service you'd like! Turn on your microphones and digital recorders, because:
T-Rex: "I just can't get enough of..."
T-Rex: "the/this/a/your/you", "wonderful/amazing/valuable/free/proven", "new/enhanced/improved/guaranteed", "service/product/lifestyle", "that/which", "now/greatly/somehow/always", "saves/simplifies/complicates/meddles in", "every/your/society's/your children's/Grandma's", "cooking/bedroom/office/cellar/beachhouse", "performance/results/love/money/sex/career"!
T-Rex: Now I just wait for the money to roll in!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: I just can't get enough of this free new lifestyle that greatly complicates your children's office sex!
T-Rex: Welp, that's it for me. I had a good run, Utahraptor.
Utahraptor: You did. If only you'd chosen less terrible words to say.
T-Rex: I think, somehow, we ALL knew that would be my epitaph.
Narrator: THE
Narrator: END
