T-Rex: In poker, you have a hand full of cards, and everyone else has a hand full of cards, and you all just have to deal with that.

Narrator: POKER AS SHE IS PLAYED

T-Rex: The object of the game is to get rid of your cards! In Round One everyone gets to decide how many of their cards they want to drop, but it turns out no matter what number you say, you get the same amount of cards back to replace them. Ha ha! This game was designed by a madman. You go around in circles with each trying and failing to discard; it is pointless and futile.
T-Rex: After everyone remembers that, it's on to Round Two!

T-Rex: In this round, you realize that your cards are actually... POKÉMON.
Utahraptor: It's a total Pokémon rip off!

T-Rex: I know, right?! The only difference is your cards attack all at once and don't even evolve, so it's like a dumb baby version. And, AS ALWAYS, a full Electric team EASILY beats a mix of Water and Flying-type Pokérmon!
Utahraptor: Only they call those "straight flush" and "full house" instead. Even the names are dumber!!

T-Rex: The winner is the person who KOs all the other cards, and as a prize, the losers have to pay the winner actual real-life money. The losers get LITERALLY POORER because their random cards didn't fight the best in imagination land!
T-Rex: Doesn't that sound like FUN??