T-Rex: Do you know you can just walk into a bank and BUY a safety deposit box? I'm as excited as if I found out you can walk into the FBI and just BUY a robot suit that also turns into a submarine plane tank.
T-Rex: That is to say, BASICALLY PRETTY EXCITED I GUESS!
Dromiceiomimus: Why are you so excited about this, T-Rex? It's just a box kept at the bank.
T-Rex: Um, it's just a box kept at the bank that only I can access, IN A PRIVATE ROOM, and whose contents are kept secret EVEN FROM THE BANK ITSELF! That's awesome. That may well be the ceiling on how awesome it's possible for a box to be. Plus, you can put secrets in it!
Utahraptor: What sort of secrets?
T-Rex: ALL the secrets!
T-Rex: I'm excited that I can write down all my secrets and stuff them into a box at the bank, and I really don't know why you guys are having so much trouble getting on board with this. SECRETS in a BOX.
T-Rex: ...I'm getting one.
Narrator: LATER, AT THE BANK:
T-Rex: FORTY DOLLARS??
T-Rex: But I can whisper my secrets into a hole in the ground for FREE
