T-Rex: Man, how come I'M the one who always get the same cold in spring? Darn this runny nose! This sneezing! And these itchy, watery eyes!
God: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT ALLERGIES T-REX
T-Rex: Nuh-uh!
T-Rex: I just have the SYMPTOMS. It's this stupid cold I keep getting. Um, every spring.
Dromiceiomimus: It sounds like you've got allergies, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I don't! It's honestly just a stupid cold; one which, FOR WHATEVER REASON, responds well to allergy treatments. I'm tough!
Utahraptor: It doesn't make you "weak" to have allergies, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Oh, no, of course not!
T-Rex: Being incapacitated by the sperm cells of plants? Super tough! And nothing's manlier than dripping mucus all over yourself!
Utahraptor: I do actually think that's pretty manly.
T-Rex: Okay, yeah, upon reflection my idea of manliness ALSO involves being way too tough for hygiene.
Narrator: T-REX'S MANLIEST MAN:
T-Rex: A steel worker lumberjack, skin shiny with sweat and mucus, wastin' food with one hand and high fiving three women at once with the other!
T-Rex: ...It sounds weird when I say it out loud
