T-Rex: An unreliable narrator is when Shakespeare tells you that his play Hamlet is pretty good, but then at the end Hamlet wakes up and he's on a friggin' bus.
Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS today's technique:
Narrator: "UNRELIABLE NARRATOR"
T-Rex: It's like - oh, it was all a dream and the whole time Hamlet was ACTUALLY snoozing on a bus next to an empty seat the whole time! What the heck, Hamlet? Laertes was the bus driver? This is SO MUCH WORSE than when you were stabbin' dudes and havin' broods.
Dromiceiomimus: Um, Hamlet doesn't actually end like that, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Pretty certain it does, Dromiceiomimus!
Utahraptor: Seriously, what are you talking about?
T-Rex: The stupid "it was all a dream" ending in Hamlet!
T-Rex: He wakes up and looks around and he catches the eye of a passenger who looks like Shakespeare? And the Shakespeare guy smiles and winks, The End?
T-Rex: Don't tell me I'm the only one who made it to the end of Hamlet.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, Hamlet ACTUALLY ends on a bus, right?
Off panel: i'm so far from even knowing what a bus IS
T-Rex: It's a little thing called a "METAPHOR", Will. Man! Study literary techniques much??
