Narrator: Once upon a time there was a lady named Medusa, who a lot of people found conventionally attractive!
T-Rex: Hey boys! I'm the kind of hot society tells you to like!
Narrator: Medusa had some fun sex once.

Narrator: THE MYTH OF MEDUSA
Narrator: starring T-REX as MEDUSA

Narrator: No big deal, right? But it turned out that Athena (a LITERAL GOD) did think it was a big deal, because that fun sex happened inside HER temple.
Athena: NO HAVING SEX IN HERE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? THIS IS BASICALLY A CHURCH, HELLO
Athena: STOP IMAGINING NAKED PEOPLE AND THINK ABOUT RELIGION AND STUFF FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES

Athena: ANYWAY MEDUSA, NOW THE SIGHT OF YOUR FACE WILL TURN ANY LIVING THING TO STONE
Utahraptor: Yeah, what?!
T-Rex: What?!

T-Rex: This punishment seems ENTIRELY unrelated to my alleged "crime"!!
Athena: COMPLAIN AGAIN AND I'LL TURN YOUR HAIR INTO SNAKES
Utahraptor: But that's even less related!!

Athena: TOO LATE, ENJOY HAVING TO FEED MICE TO YOUR HAIR FOREVER NOW
T-Rex: The snakes are invisible for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture.
Athena: OBVIOUSLY. ANYWAY ENJOY BEING SINGLE GREATEST BIOLOGICAL WEAPON ON THE PLANET, BYEEE