Narrator: LISTEN I DON'T THINK THIS DATE IS GOING VERY WELL
Narrator: a comic to be used on dates that aren't going very well
T-Rex: Hey, thanks for reading this piece of paper I just slid across the table to you!
T-Rex: By the time you look up - and you just looked up, I know - I'll be gone, or at least running out the door. You see, I didn't think this date was going well and so I bailed.
T-Rex: By passing you this note.
T-Rex: That somebody else wrote.
T-Rex: THAT I PRINTED OUT IN ADVANCE JUST IN CASE.
Utahraptor: Really, this is good news for you!
T-Rex: Really good news! Great news!!
T-Rex: You wouldn't want to be with someone with social skills like this, right? Consider this a time-saver. You dodged a bullet.
Utahraptor: The only way this could be better is if you dated someone cool AND adult enough to tackle their feelings head on.
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Oh well!!
T-Rex: Dating, am I right? Well, you know what they say:
T-Rex: "I'm not particularly good at it!!"
